diff -Naur a/slack-fortunes-vol-1 b/slack-fortunes-vol-1
--- a/slack-fortunes-vol-1	2005-10-12 22:27:54.000000000 -0400
+++ b/slack-fortunes-vol-1	2020-01-08 14:16:12.152187462 -0500
@@ -316,7 +316,6 @@
 now what plonking means, let alone how to do it. ;)
                -- Bartosz Oudekerk 
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 He probably does know what it means but thinks it'll make him go blind.
                -- Billy Watt
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diff -Naur a/slack-fortunes-vol-13 b/slack-fortunes-vol-13
--- a/slack-fortunes-vol-13	2006-05-02 00:37:04.000000000 -0400
+++ b/slack-fortunes-vol-13	2020-01-08 14:03:06.972003565 -0500
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
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 > scratched away the "Designed for Windows XP" label and glued it on the
 > lid of my kitchen dustbin, 
 Holy crap!  these labels really _do_ have a purpose!
diff -Naur a/slack-fortunes-vol-15 b/slack-fortunes-vol-15
--- a/slack-fortunes-vol-15	2007-07-18 23:26:34.000000000 -0400
+++ b/slack-fortunes-vol-15	2020-01-08 14:03:27.647745082 -0500
@@ -449,4 +449,3 @@
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 A crucial program for my day to day work is kpat (KDE solitaire)!
 From: Manimoto
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diff -Naur a/slack-fortunes-vol-8 b/slack-fortunes-vol-8
--- a/slack-fortunes-vol-8	2005-10-12 22:27:54.000000000 -0400
+++ b/slack-fortunes-vol-8	2020-01-08 14:01:49.022978062 -0500
@@ -657,5 +657,3 @@
      `----------------------------------------'
 From: Faux_Pseudo
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diff -Naur a/slack-fortunes-vol-9 b/slack-fortunes-vol-9
--- a/slack-fortunes-vol-9	2005-10-12 22:27:54.000000000 -0400
+++ b/slack-fortunes-vol-9	2020-01-08 14:01:54.537909116 -0500
@@ -333,4 +333,3 @@
 Worm.MargarinoFilth.C:0:*:6a7573746c696e75782e6e6f70652e6361
 From: Kurt Fitzner
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