fortune-slackware (alt.os.linux.slackware quotes for fortune)

alt.os.linux.slackware (aka AOLS) is a UseNET newsgroup dedicated to
discussion of Slackware. This fortune file is a collection of quotes
either seen on AOLS or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny,
inflammatory or any combination of those that they were submitted for
inclusion.

After installing, use "fortune slackware" to see a Slackware
quote. You can add slackware to the fortune command in
/etc/profile.d/bsd-games-login-fortune.sh, to see them on login.